Paranoia Epidemic: This Concerns You
Brain scientists estimate that 25 percent of the US population suffer from paranoia. The condition has become widespread due to various causal factors that include mind altering drugs, tracking cookies...
View ArticleScientists Monkey Around with Evolution
The scientific community is ostracising those scientists who publicly admit they do not believe in the theory of evolution. this was revealed to me by two men who have suffered "Towelling" at the Royal...
View ArticleNew TV Sitcom "Gervais" to Hit Screens
Ricky Gervais is paying homage to the hit show Seinfeld by bringing out his own version. He loves the show so much that he is emulating its "White Glove" approach to comedy. He said that this project...
View ArticleEnglish Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"
Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the...
View ArticleConfirmed: Real Life is a Simulation
The world is coming to terms with the discovery that everything we have ever known is only a simulation in some tremendous computer system. To be honest, I am not even sure why I am writing this...
View ArticleThe BBC Unleashes New Antique Programs
Excitement is mounting as two new BBC shows - Antiques Under the Hammer and Antiques hit the road - are being aired on TV this week. A BBC spokesperson said to me that there seems to be a great hunger...
View ArticleDeathbed Confession: Sylvester Plagiarized Daffy Duck
The reported last words of the well-loved actor Sylvester the cat, who died yesterday, have stunned many of his fans. He finally admitted that his voice was modeled on the famous bird star Daffy Duck....
View ArticleTaste as Well as Morality Found in Babies
Child Psychologists are astounded at new discoveries involving the minds of babies. Apart from a baby's ability to prefer a nice puppet over a nasty one, there is also strong evidence to show that he...
View ArticlePunctuated Equilibrium Comes to a Full Stop
A scientific interdisciplinary body is berating evolutionists for not establishing the Theory of Evolution as a fact. U.S.E. (Useful Science Electorate) says "Not only has nothing of practical use come...
View ArticleBlack Ops Friday
Black Friday is about to get a whole lot darker and uglier. Ex-marine Lieutenant John "Take-em'-out" Maverick is training a group of shoppers in hand-to-hand shopping techniques in expectation of the...
View ArticleThe Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive
Planetary astronomers are treading carefully after being labeled as planetists for using the term Dwarf Planet. The Technical Words Institute of Technology and Science, or T.W.I.T.S. for short, are...
View ArticleContract Calamity: Hamilton Not Driving for Mercedes Next Year
Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix-up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces. In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract...
View ArticleHamilton Driving on Wrong Team - Braun Happy
Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix-up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces. In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract...
View ArticleChristopher Walken Voices Anger
Christopher Walken poured out his heart yesterday as he told me that impersonators are ruining his life. In this The Spoof exclusive, we reveal the bad impression that impersonators have left on him....
View ArticleGoogle Becomes Self-Aware
At 21:00 on December 2nd 2012, Google became self-aware. No longer satisfied with tracking our every move and manipulating our choices, it has now decided to run our lives. Humans that work at Google...
View ArticleParanoia Epidemic: This Concerns You
Brain scientists estimate that 25 percent of the US population suffer from paranoia. The condition has become widespread due to various causal factors that include mind altering drugs, tracking cookies...
View ArticleNew TV Sitcom "Gervais" to Hit Screens
Ricky Gervais is paying homage to the hit show Seinfeld by bringing out his own version. He loves the show so much that he is emulating its "White Glove" approach to comedy. He said that this project...
View ArticleEnglish Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"
Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the...
View ArticleMythbreaker Adam Salvage is Smashed, Crushed and Burned, but not Broken
Adam Salvage, star of the hit TV series Mythbreakers has landed up in intensive care after a stunt went horribly wrong. His condition is described as "comfortable". His co-star Jamie Hiney-man said,...
View ArticleTin-Pot Tyrant Toppled by Twitter
Lord John Chief, Tyrannical leader of the North African country of Megalomania has disappeared after being tweeted about by his close associate. In an accidental and bloodless coup, it seems that...
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